instead of getting corrective lenses…

You know, I’ve been thinking.  I think eyeglasses or contact lenses are overrated.  So instead of getting some new glasses so I can see, I was thinking why not get these…

Glasses, smlashes.   Who needs ’em?   Sure I won’t be able to drive anymore.  Sure I won’t be able to tell who you are until I’m a few inches away from your face.  Not a problem.  So I won’t be able to read signs anymore.  Who cares?  My ears’ happiness will be worth it.

Ahhh…  goodbye glasses.  Hello diamond earrings!

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